Sunday Sesh Ft. The Groove Robbers

GROOVE ROBBERS TO BE DEPORTED TO NEW ZEALAND.

Peter Dutton has signed the papers to have the Groovers deported to New Zealand despite not ever having been there before.

He has described them as serial sex pests ( similar to termites in your underpants) and branded them undesirable to remain in Australia. Apparently one of their groupies, Jean Poole complained to the Federal Government that the band weren’t harassing her enough and had gone soft.

The band vehemently deny this allegation and their lawyer Mea Culpa has commenced defamation proceedings against Poole, calling her “shallow”.  She said the band were “stupidly verile” and more studley than most rock lords half their age. She also hit back at Dutton’s order and will be taking the matter up with the Human Rights Commission and the RSPCA.

Luckily, they will be able to perform at the Hoey Sunday Sesh on 9th September whilst the courts try to work out where Dutton is coming from (or going to) and why the band can’t be sent somewhere nicer like Amsterdam and learn to ride bicycles .

FREE

GIG DETAILS

When

Sun 09 Sep 2018

(opening 4.00pm)

VENUE

Hoey Moey Hotel (View Location Map)
Ocean Parade, Coffs Harbour

www.hoeymoey.com.au