Filthy Alien’s Cosmic Christmas Cabaret!

Filthy Alien Entertainment & the Hoey Moey presents…

Saturday December 19th from 7pm

Cosmic Christmas Cabaret

Forget everything you thought you knew about Christmas…

Santa’s lost the plot, the elves are off the rails, and Mrs Claus has traded baking cookies for serving attitude.

Cosmic Christmas Cabaret is a wildly festive collision of burlesque, circus, comedy, aerials, fire, drag, and unapologetic holiday chaos. Expect dazzling performers, glitter-covered mischief, tongue-in-cheek humour, and just enough naughty to make Santa blush.

Whether you’ve been naughty, nice, or somewhere delightfully in between, this is the Christmas party you won’t remember—but you’ll never forget.

Sequins? Absolutely!
Shameless flirting? Guaranteed!
Questionable life choices? Highly encouraged!

Leave the kids at home, grab a cocktail, and prepare for a night of seductive spectacle, outrageous laughs, and festive debauchery that’ll have you jingling all the way home.

Warning: May contain excessive glitter, inappropriate amounts of Christmas spirit, and a dangerously high chance of making the office party very awkward on Monday.

GRAB YOUR EARLY BIRD TICKETS NOW! (18+ only!)

• $45 early bird (50 tickets available)
• $55 first round
• $65 finale round/door sales